(My work here is done…time for a nap!)
Today I felt full of (dog) pee and vinegar, and I was showing it off to everyone. I dare you to put a lead on me…I’ll snap at your hand! And did you say you needed that duct tape? Cause I’ve got it in my mouth and heading out to the backyard for a nice chew. Muahahaha! Slippers? Oh, those were YOUR slippers? Cause I chewed one up and buried the other one in the tall grass by the fence.
What do you mean, they’re Dad’s lightbulbs? Well, I guess I’m kinda glad you got that box away from me. Hee hee hee! Just don’t ask how I got into the laundry room!!
Can of dog food on the counter? What can of dog food on the counter? It’s on the kitchen floor now, half-eaten…shouldn’t have turned your back, I guess!
Well, my work here is done. Time for a nap. I don’t want anyone thinking that just because I attended one class, I’ve turned all “Labrador” and stuff.